Last week Jared's Grandma who is all of 89 years and in her prime was waiting for the delivery man to pick up a return item from her house. She went to take her daily nap and was woken up by a phone call from the delivery service. Simple enough, right? Get out of bed, walk (because no one over the age of 60 feels the need to run) to the door, open door, great delivery man, have him get item (because why would you, it's the delivery mans job to pick up item) and deed done, item returned. OOopps, did I forget to mention putting on clothes?!?!?! Obviously when you get older your don't feel the need to get dressed to answer the door. Bra and panties is all you need, it covers the important parts! Isn't that what we told our parents when we were young and in good shape about bikinis, and running around the house in our underwear. I guess not much changes, things just aren't in the same place anymore!!
**The delivery man will refrain from having any sort of intercourse for at least one month due to above said trauma.**
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